Place the lingerie bag

Place the lingerie bag with the drawstring backpack inside into the washing machine with like colors. Turn the washing machine to a normal cycle.

Remove the drawstring backpack in the lingerie bag from the washer when it's finished and place it in the dryer. Set the dryer to a warm or permanent press setting and turn it on. Keep the backpack in the Hot Sexy Lingerie bag.

Remove the drawstring backpack from the dryer when it's dry. Take the backpack out of the lingerie bag and shake the backpack out to remove any wrinkles.

Pour your normal portion of laundry detergent into the washing machine, along with 1/2 cup white vinegar and 1/2 cup baking soda. The vinegar kills the bacteria while the baking soda brightens the running shoes plus removes odor.

Let the washing machine complete the wash, and remove the shoes and laces. Lay both the shoes and laces flat to air dry.

If you know the bride and her friends are up for a bawdy good time, write the shower information on new pairs of thong underpants--buy them from a discount shop or dollar store. Stuff your "invitations" into red envelopes. Mention that this event will be a girls' night out. Encourage guests to bring a lingerie gift and a new, unusual adult toy--all of which will be given to the bride after a rousing game of "Name That Toy."

Whether the shower will be sweet or spicy, include a size guide with the invitations so guests won't have to guess at the bride's size--and the bride won't have to return or exchanges the gifts. Include a simple business-size card with "Bust__/Hips__/Waist__" printed on it, or a fancy sketch of a woman in a bikini with labeled arrows pointing to the pertinent areas.MORE:Sexy Clubwear(68)